Once every three months or so, I get a phone call or an e-mail asking for a supply of Therapain Plus, a spray that penetrates deep, works fast and is made from all-natural ingredients.
Truth is, I’m not a Therapain salesman. I did, however, as a copywriter, once write a sales letter for an Irishman from [...]

With his trusty paintbrush, Stefan Gatward has been flying the flag for the English language.
Dressed in a collar, tie and well-polished shoes, the former soldier has been fixing missed apostrophes on grammatically incorrect street signs in Tunbridge Wells.
Thanks to his dedication, St Johns Close has become St John’s Close, and supermarkets that have a ‘five [...]

I get a lot of e-mail from wannabe copywriters. This is OK, leaving aside the fact that their window-shopping has cost me about £1.35 on Adwords.
I have to confess, though, that I did go through a period of sending this automatic reply: ‘Thank you for your request. I’m afraid I no longer offer copywriting [...]

I’m Ireland’s number one copywriter. Yes, I know I live in England, and I’ve been to the land of the long, dark stout just the once (it was lovely). But I AM Ireland’s number one copywriter.
Thanks to a page I wrote a couple of years back, around 10% of my clientele are now from across [...]